This thing was floating around Facebook. I thought I'd post it here instead of there. These guys have got me pegged pretty well. See if you can see the running theme in Nate's answers. It's VERY telling. :)
Joanna, age 6. Nate, age 3.5
1. What is something mom always says to you? Joanna: I love you. Nate: Listen.
2. What makes mom happy? Joanna: When we listen to you. Nate: Listening.
3. What makes mom sad? Joanna: When Daddy goes underway. Nate: Not listening.
4. How does your mom make you laugh? Joanna: Be funny. Nate: Can we skip this one?
5. What was your mom like as a child? Joanna: Uh...a runner? Nate: You liked skipping.
6. How old is your mom? Joanna: 32 years old. Nate: 42.
7. How tall is your mom? Joanna: I don't know. Nate: Uh...THIS tall. (He put his hand up as high as he could reach.)
8. What is her favorite thing to do? Joanna: Hug us! Nate: Cleaning up. (Mmmm...sorry, Nate...no.)
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? Joanna: Do the laundry. Nate: Clean up my room. (Uh...I never do this.)
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? Joanna: For being the greatest mommy ever! Nate: Singing!
11. What is your mom really good at? Joanna: Singing. Or cooking, maybe? Nate: Playing games!
12. What is your mom not very good at? Joanna: Basketball. Nate: You're not good at playing video games. (SO true! Ha ha ha!!)
13. What does your mom do for her job? Joanna: Help us. Nate: Clean up.
14. What is your mom's favorite food? Joanna: I don't know, what is your favorite food? Nate: Biscuits!
15. What makes you proud of your mom? Joanna: That you're the best mommy. Nate: I love you and you love me.
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be? Joanna: A "MUMMY" HAHAHA Nate: SpongeBob!
17. What do you and your mom do together? Joanna: Make pancakes. Nate: Clean up.
18. How are you and your mom the same? Joanna: We both have the same color hair. Nate: You're 32 and I'm 3. (I think he meant we both have "3" in our age. I wonder why he said I was 42 if he knew I am in my 30's...??)
19. How are you and your mom different? Joanna: We wear different pajamas. Nate: You have long hair and I have short hair!
20. How do you know your mom loves you? Joanna: Because you always say it. Nate: Your heart tells me!
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? Joanna: Papa and Grandma's house! Nate: To Grandma's house!
23. What is your Mom's least favorite place to go? Joanna: Walmart. Nate: Not at Daddy's boat.